Here it is, fresh from...
Date: 2000-04-12 21:56:00
Here it is, fresh from the Linknoid, his prize for winning the epic linking contest last week.Since I don't have anything of my own that I particularly need published, here is some random stuff to lighten your day. -Linknoid
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It has long been known that birds will occasionally build nests in the manes of horses. The only known solution to this problem is to sprinkle baker's yeast in the mane, for as we all know, yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
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Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
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Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens.
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I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one. - Marcus Procius Cato
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Women can keep a secret just as well as men. It just takes more of them to do it.
As added incentive, I'd like to actually pay you for
your time on this. (what a concept)
- Lori Glauser, 12 October 1999, in an e-mail to Bouncing
your time on this. (what a concept)
- Lori Glauser, 12 October 1999, in an e-mail to Bouncing
