The Worst Sci-Fi Trailer Ever!

Date: 2002-09-28 21:09:45

BOULDER (CNNBS) - Critically-acclaimed directors Ted "Jäger" Logan and Willy "Capitan" Logan have released a trailer advertising their fun-filled and action-packed upcoming The Worst Sci-Fi Prequel Ever. "After officially releasing the video at Willy's sixteenth birthday party, we decided to see if there was anyone in the world bored enough to be checking my webpage for updates at 21:15 on a Saturday night," said Ted Logan, who plays the inept General Rigel in the great cinematic exploit. When asked about the possibility of a release of the movie itself, Ted responded, "I can neither confirm nor deny those accusations, but if we were to release the movie, it would likely be on the night of 26 October 2002." When asked what movies he would be releasing during his weekly web video releases until that time, Ted responded, "Oh, so I release a few videos on a few Saturday nights and all of the sudden everyone thinks it's a given? Bleeping ungrateful bleeps!" When pointed to the admission on his own website that these video releases would be taking place, Ted suddenly changed his tone, and adopted the personality of his alter ego from the first trilogy, Commodore Jäger. "It seems likely that we will go back to the Worst Sci-Fi archives and release the three movies making up the original trilogy to work up critical acclaim for these great movies in time to release the new, never-been-seen-before movie."