Top Ten
Date: 2002-10-05 13:42:14
The top ten reasons why Gem should temp as the Boulder Church secretary:
- Gem realizes that our pastor's name is not Darrell Root
- Gem understands that Prayer Point is a really dorky name
- Gem knows that computers can do more than Microsoft Office and Internet Explorer
- Gem has never escaped her duties on the pretext of going white water rafting in the Grand Tetons
- Gem has never caused a PEBCK error
- Gem doesn't give herself back problems by sticking her chest out
- Gem is not a permanent resident of the State of Confusion
- Gem knows how to send the paper clip to /dev/null
- Gem knows what /dev/null is And the number one reason why Gem should temp as the Boulder Church secretary:
- Gem knows the difference between a "sonnet" and a "sonata"
I've always thought someone could make a killing by selling the
"for dummies" books for $200 a piece using infomercials! :-)
- Yanthor, on Content Solutions chatter, 17 December 2001
"for dummies" books for $200 a piece using infomercials! :-)
- Yanthor, on Content Solutions chatter, 17 December 2001
