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jaegerfesting

Hello, Slashdot!

Date: 2002-10-17 17:08:12

I wouldn't say that I've been hit by the brunt of the Slashdot effect, but I can easily say that my box has been getting a whole lot more hits than it's used to getting.

Last night, shortly before going to bed, I spotted the latest Slashdot poll and decided I had to say something or another about Yukon after the unfortunate demise of the Volvo. So I posted a few links, tailed my weblogs, watched a few hits come in, and wandered off to bed.

This morning, after waking up absurdly early to take Willy to school, I returned and saw that I was saturating my measly 20k/s uplink pushing pictures to the rest of the world. I relocated the two rounds of heavily-linked pictures to the Cobalt, which helped me push requests through a whole lot faster. I even got bored and decided to throw in a little shameless advertising for everyone's favorite web hosting company. Because if just one person signs up, it's going to be cool. (Last I checked, nobody had.)

I've been tailing my weblogs in an Eterm all day, but finally just now I decided that I really wanted to syntax highlight them so I didn't have to pick out where exactly the request was and where exactly the referral was. So I threw together a short Perl script that does the magic. It's simple: a regular expression separates the different pieces of the log, a small function encapsulates each piece in the relevant ANSI colors, and they're concatenated back together for display. It looks rather nice.

When aiming for the lowest common denominator,
be prepared for the occasional division by
zero.