A Paragraph of Legalese

Date: 2000-06-08 17:54:38

Warning: This webpage ("jaegerfesting") may contain forward-looking statements. In compliance with LUG regulations on forward-looking statements on personal webpages, these statements are prefaced by phrases such as "Potentially", "I might", "Only in my wildest dreams", "Maybe", and "This is a forward-looking statement". This is in an attempt to avoid raising high expectations on the part of the readers of this site and potential investors in various futures (since no stocks are traded in my name, and (while this is a forward-looking statement, it is only relevant if one wishes to purchase said futures, which would be a stupid idea since the possibility of my IPOing anytime soon is negligable) only futures can be, but said futures are worthless) that are or might be traded with my name somehow attached to them.

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