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Evil Granola

Started: 2003-12-10 20:05:19

Submitted: 2003-12-10 20:11:22

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My mother believes that any breakfast cereal with non-zero amounts of sugar is Pure and Uninhibited Evil. I hereby present my official recipe for Evil Granola (tm):

  • 10 cups oats
  • 3 cups coconut
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 1/2 tbs cinnamon
  • 1/8 tsp nutmeg
  • 1 cup pecans, chopped
  • 1 cup water
  • 3/4 cup oil
  • 2 tsp vanilla
  • 1 cup raisins

Mix dry ingredients together (except for raisins) then add wet ingredients and combine. Place on 2 cookie sheets and pat down. Bake at 200 degrees for eight to twelve hours -- overnight works great. The coconut should be toasted when done. Cool, mix in raisins, and store in airtight container.

(Gem and I go through about one batch of Evil Granola (tm) a week, assuming I remember to make it regularly.)

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