Moral Majority?

Started: 2004-11-14 21:58:31

Submitted: 2004-11-14 22:20:16

Visibility: World-readable

Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water, conservatives nation-wide are rising up in arms against the greatest threat our nation has yet faced.

Despite what you think, it's not terrorism, drugs, or violence.

It's ABC's decision to air Saving Private Ryan on Veteran's Day.

After nipplegate, thirty percent of ABC's affiliate stations were too scared of the current regulatory climate to broadcast the Academy-award winning unedited film, despite airing it in 2001 and 2002 without complaints.

Obviously, preventing the "F" word from airing on TV will prevent children from being exposed to it or ever using it in their lives.

Maybe I should move to Canada.